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    Computer Repair

    An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
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    Finishing

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    Truth About Children

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    Goober on the Loose

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    Traffic Laughs

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    Speeding Ticket

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    Congratulations "Good" News!

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    Biggest Lie

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    Happy Birthday Call

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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

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    Computer Error

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    Vet's Guarantee

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    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…

This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

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