logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Coverup Catch

This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Three Red Lights

    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could barely see over the…
  • kangaroos

    Kangaroo Fence

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high,…
  • Default Image

    Coach Call

    As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much…
  • Default Image

    Pink Humvees

    Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was…
  • Default Image

    Dependents

    A man submitting information to his income tax preparer was asked how many dependents he…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
  • Default Image

    You're No Longer A Kid When…

    You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have…
  • Default Image

    Never Too Old

    Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one…
  • Default Image

    Military Inspection

    The colonel who served as inspector general in our command paid particular attention to…
  • Default Image

    Memory Improvement

    I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were…
  • Default Image

    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
  • Default Image

    Beef Prices

    It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the…
  • sports balls

    *Famous Sports Quotes*

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman…
  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Cultural Ages

    A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed…