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Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.

Socialism: you have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: you have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: you have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy: you have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporate: you have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then acts surprised when it drops dead.

Democratism: you have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

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