logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Doctor helps wife with husband's snoring

    Financing Surgery

    A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one…
  • Default Image

    You Look Tired

    A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."…
  • painter

    If Airlines Sold Paint

    Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot…
  • Default Image

    Hybrid Car

    My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the…
  • Default Image

    Better Trainer

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
  • Default Image

    Hacker Safety

    The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to…
  • Default Image

    Accident and Interview

    Thorn was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off…
  • Default Image

    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
  • Default Image

    Kiss Good-bye

    "Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you…
  • Default Image

    Parking Concern

    While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.As I was lying…
  • Default Image

    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
  • Default Image

    Signs the Childhood is Over

    Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore. Driving a car doesn't…
  • Default Image

    Ironic Phone Call

    A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "what happened to…
  • Default Image

    To The Rescue

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.…
  • Default Image

    Stockbroker's Secretary

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…

A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of the benefits of this profession," he explained, "is that we have built-in weather predictions."

"What do you mean by that?" asked one inquisitive visitor.

"When the cows are standing," the farmer explained, "it means no rain is likely for the next twenty-four hours. When they're lying down, it means it's going to rain."

"On our bus trip," another visitor piped in, "I saw half the herd standing and the other half lying down. What does this mean?"

The farmer flashed a smile and answered, "That means half of them are wrong."

Powered By JFBConnect