logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Cowboy Joe goes to Church

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.  "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," Charlie retorted.

"Yeah," recalled Joe.  "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Haircut Request

    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
  • money suitcase

    Goober Loot

    If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe,…
  • Default Image

    College Cure

    Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other,…
  • Default Image

    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
  • Default Image

    All Saved Up

    After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've…
  • knight joust

    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are…
  • Default Image

    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
  • Default Image

    Golf Cheater

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
  • Default Image

    100GB bug

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    Older Parents

    We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is…
  • Default Image

    Department Baseball

    An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff…
  • Default Image

    Doctor's Orders

    Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous…
  • Default Image

    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer News

    "I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client. "First the bad…
  • Default Image

    Front Decisions

    The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select…