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    Flower Switch

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    What It Means

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    The Rules of Bureaucracy

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    Housework Challenged

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    Missing The Obvious

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    Parking Solution

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    Your Turn

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    Pop Please

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    More Cute Kids

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As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.

I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.

Then I lost control of the plane."

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