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    Saved by the Tomato

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    Take Two Instead

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    Lodge Meeting

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    TV News

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    Dog Errand

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    Chet's Graduation

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    Letter From Home

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    Steeple Paint

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As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.

I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.

Then I lost control of the plane."

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