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    Classroom Talk

    Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her…
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    Dextrocardia Question

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    Animal Superbowl

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    Possessed Computer?

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    Party Advice

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    Punctuation

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    Drum Sounds

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    Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

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    Owed to Spell Checquer

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    Unknown Reindeer

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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

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    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
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    Fly Swatter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
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    Farmer Joe & Bessie

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    Tag Fad

    My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his…

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.

I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.

Then I lost control of the plane."

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