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    Tie Conspiracy

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    Party Advice

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    Age

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    Beef Prices

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    Mom's Time Out

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    The Good Old Days

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    Seat Sacrifice

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    Hair Curlers

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    Supporting a Family

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    Scientist's Convention

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    Freeway Repair

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    Medical Bill Call

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As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.

I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.

Then I lost control of the plane."

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