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    Sponge Mistake

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    Romantic Switch

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    Police Rescue

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    Football Newbie

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    The English Language

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    Late at Walmart

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    Roman Numerals

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    On Time

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    Zack and His Mule

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    Put or Putt?

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    Real 911 Calls

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    Goober Vacuum

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    More Strange Warnings

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    Free Paper

    My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"

"We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.

"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.

"Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.

"Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."

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