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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
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    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

    *Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This…
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    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

    For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day)…
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    Gift Diamonds

    Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the…
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    Show and Tell

    I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best…
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    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Family Pressure

    Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"…
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    Teachers About to Retire

    You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
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    Goober Vacuum

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"

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