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    Art Interpretation

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    The Gift

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    Kids View of Science

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    Taste It

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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Who's the Boss?

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    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

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    Bagpipe Jokes

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    Parenting Tip

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    Football Signals

    A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So…
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    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
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    Work Virus

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    Engineering Dictionary

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    Chair Test

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"

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