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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

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    Worthy Cause

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    Cheap Suit

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    Fish Fight Story

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    Newbie Preacher

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It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"

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