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These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.


1.  (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to the front of the ship.

2.  Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door.  When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

3.  A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.  The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced.  When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk.  "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

4.  There was some mix-up with a woman's room.  The steward was trying to remedy the situation.  He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today.  I'd better get an inside cabin."

5.  Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water?  The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

6.  "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"

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