logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Published Sermons

    After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor.…
  • Default Image

    Bagel Shop Student

    "Hello Mrs. Frobisher" said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop. My…
  • Default Image

    Carry A Flashlight

    A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin."Is it true…
  • Default Image

    Card Reader

    "Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny…
  • Default Image

    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
  • Picture of a student pilot

    Tips For Student Pilots

    Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push…
  • Default Image

    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
  • doctor4

    Seconds First

    A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.…
  • Default Image

    Eating Out

    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches…
  • rest area

    I'll Call Back

    Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the…
  • donut

    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
  • Default Image

    Car Recognition

    A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
  • Default Image

    Missionary Mimicking

    A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the…
  • Default Image

    Time Travel

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
  • Default Image

    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.


1.  (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to the front of the ship.

2.  Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door.  When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

3.  A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.  The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced.  When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk.  "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

4.  There was some mix-up with a woman's room.  The steward was trying to remedy the situation.  He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today.  I'd better get an inside cabin."

5.  Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water?  The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

6.  "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"

Powered By JFBConnect