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    Tourist Questions

    Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On…
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    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

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    English Subtitles

    The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn…
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    Hi Tech Watch

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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    Message Break

    A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle…
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    Not Going to Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Ecumenical Small Talk

    My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a…
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    Beginning School

    Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him…
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    City Preacher

    Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn.…
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    Happy Marriage

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    Pilot Humor

    Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems…
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    Official ID Card

    My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in…
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    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…

A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people.  Consider that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people.  "Now, what does it mean to you?"

After a moment of silence, a student raised his hand.

"Yes, David," the teacher said, "what does it mean?"

David replied,"It means that the Jews had to suffer without Chinese food for 1,067 years."

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