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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Gardening Help

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    911 Sees All

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    Kitchen Help

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    Tense

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    24 Pigs

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    Three Expectant Fathers

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    Well Done

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    Blind Date

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    Cops and Robbers

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    Bachelor Cooking

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    Anesthesiologist Bill

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    Computer Error

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    Johnny and Remembrance

    One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large…
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    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…

A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people.  Consider that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people.  "Now, what does it mean to you?"

After a moment of silence, a student raised his hand.

"Yes, David," the teacher said, "what does it mean?"

David replied,"It means that the Jews had to suffer without Chinese food for 1,067 years."

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