logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Curve Hand

storm nightA guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he saw a car coming slowly toward him then stop.

Without thinking about it, the guy got into the back seat, closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel!

The car started slowly; the guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. He hadn't come out of shock when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time right before a curve.

Gathering his strength, the guy finally jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went to a restaurant and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through.

A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was serious.

About half an hour later, two guys walked in the same restaurant. They looked around for a table when one said to the other,

"Look, John! That's the guy who jumped in the back seat of the car when we were pushing it."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Van Gogh Family Tree

    After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had…
  • Default Image

    Chapatti Riddle

    In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an…
  • Default Image

    Proposal Condition

    Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…
  • Default Image

    Coffee For Grandma

    A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.…
  • Default Image

    Summer Plans

    Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a…
  • red life_saver

    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
  • Default Image

    Dad Value

    A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The…
  • Default Image

    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
  • Default Image

    Rewiring

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
  • Default Image

    Meet the Parents

    A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my…
  • Default Image

    Dog Stop

    Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a…
  • Default Image

    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
  • Default Image

    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

    I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't…