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    Tie Conspiracy

    At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that…
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    Who's Your Daddy?

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    First Date

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    Government Solution

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    Suitor Approval

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    PC Assets

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    Sunday Service

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    Academic Phrases and Meanings

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    Funny Answering Machines

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    New Duct Tape

    I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when…
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    Dish Shopping

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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…

My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a 15-year-old male patient.  The bedside phone rang, and the boy's mother reached over to pick it up.

After talking for a few minutes, the mother held the phone aside and said, "Your father wants to know if you have any cute nurses."

The boy gazed at the nurse, who had the needle poised above his arm, ready for insertion.

"Tell him," he replied, "they're absolutely gorgeous."

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