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Cutting Class

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?"

"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't like think like that's really I don't get anything out of it."

"It's Mrs. Dulls' English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

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