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Daaaad!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.  Five minutes later:

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty.  Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No.  You had your chance.  Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!  If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later...  "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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