logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dads

My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.

Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into town and phoned home, finally waking Steven.

When we got back, he let us in. Dad was in bed, snoring, with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off. Dad woke right up.

"Don't turn that off," he said. "I'm watching it!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • weight scale 2

    Suck It In

    I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.…
  • Default Image

    Front Decisions

    The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select…
  • Default Image

    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
  • Default Image

    Dads and Babies

    My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom,"…
  • crosswalk

    Crossing Lesson

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
  • Default Image

    16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate

    Some of these are a little odd but they would definitely spice up dorm life. 16 Ways To…
  • picture of a car crash

    More Insurance Claims

    "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled…
  • Default Image

    Loose Fitting Clothing

    April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the…
  • milestone

    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

    If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the…
  • Default Image

    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
  • Default Image

    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
  • Default Image

    A Good Haircut

    Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
  • Default Image

    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
  • garbage cans

    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
  • medical desk

    Doctor's Advice

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…