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    Lengthy Discourse

    A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point…
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    Dog Errand

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    Narrow Escape Responses

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    Are You a Policeman?

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    Homework Surprise

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    Anesthesiologist Bill

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    Sunday Funnies

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    Car Alarms

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    Namesake Care

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    Every Word

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    Hair Mission

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    You Might be a Pastor If...

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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.

She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman.  "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

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