logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Police Baste

    A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to…
  • Default Image

    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

    (From the Archives back in 1999)1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other…
  • Default Image

    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
  • Default Image

    Better Preaching

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
  • Default Image

    Goober Horseback Riding

    A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior…
  • Default Image

    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
  • Default Image

    No. 5 Bus

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
  • Default Image

    Play-Off Tickets

    A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off…
  • Default Image

    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
  • Default Image

    Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an…
  • Default Image

    Word of Mouth

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
  • Default Image

    Matchmaker

    Barbie, a waitress, decided to put her matchmaking skills to the test with our mutual…

And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day......... your tummy starts to rumble....

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep;

The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation......

The thought of a snack became infatuation.....

So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,

And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!

I crashed through the ceiling...Floating into the sky....

With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.........

HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!

PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !

Powered By JFBConnect