logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Tattoo Call

    I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you…
  • Default Image

    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

    Definition of a Bar-B-QueIt's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man…
  • The Seniors' Serenity Prayer

    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…
  • studying ahead

    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
  • Default Image

    Application To Date My Daughter

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete…
  • Default Image

    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…
  • Default Image

    Puppy Power

    Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck…
  • Default Image

    Lit Match

    On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the…
  • Default Image

    Dog Employee

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a…
  • Default Image

    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
  • Default Image

    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • gift

    Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

    Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.)…
  • Default Image

    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
  • Default Image

    Shoe Repair

    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from…
  • Default Image

    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…

The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:

October the something Deacon's meeting

Present was most of the deacons; one was absent.

Chairman Tad asked Luke to say something, and he did.

New officers were needed; some of us were arm twisted into taking the positions.

Some old business was remembered, and most of it had been approved. What wasn't was not important.

We tried to think of some new business, but it was decided that we're too old to be new.

Some of the deacons were getting tired so we decided to get out of the meeting.

(Secretary's note: I said I would type the meeting minutes; not that they would be worth a hoot!!)

Powered By JFBConnect