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    Turkey Size

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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    Chemlite Arrival

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Used Lawn Mower

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    Pastor To The Rescue

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    Prescription Change

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    Lawn Ornaments

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    Caddy Advice

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    Military Man

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    Recruiting Crisis

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    Morning Pills

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    Cruising

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    Lost in Bookstore

    A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making…
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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work.

"Wow," she gushed, "you're an expert."

Feeling complimented and satisfied, but...trying not to seem egotistical, I responded... "Once you get going, it's pretty easy!"

She looked puzzled and wondering if I'd misunderstood her I asked, "What did you just say?"

She replied, "I said, your neck's burnt!"

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