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    Burglar and Vicar

    A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead.…
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    Can Cure

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    Sore Knee

    Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…
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    No Gun Hunting

    There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear.…
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    Ski Wax

    As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
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    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
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    The Perfect Man

    The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.After careful…
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    Ecumenical Small Talk

    My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
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    Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
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    The Four Stages of Man

    The 4 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is…
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    Four Letter Surgery

    Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but…

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

A place where women curl up and dye.

Someone who is fed up with people.

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Cold Storage.

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

A female moth.

Grape with a sunburn.

Something you tell to one person at a time.

The pain that drives you to extraction.

One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

An honest opinion openly expressed.

Something other people have.  You have character lines.

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