logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Misbehaving Phone Call

    Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days…
  • ice cream3

    Extra Fudge

    I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot…
  • Default Image

    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
  • Default Image

    Important Political Decisions

    As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
  • milk2

    Waterology

    I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is…
  • Default Image

    Bike Training

    Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
  • Default Image

    The Toddler Diet

    Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that…
  • Default Image

    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
  • Default Image

    Unfinished Quest

    Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Geronimo and…
  • Default Image

    Gift Parrot

    There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy…
  • Default Image

    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
  • Default Image

    Left Behind

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
  • Default Image

    "If It" Office Advice

    If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles,…

Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.

My friend and his rock band were playing a concert at the local psychiatric hospital where he worked as a musical therapist.

The audience was a little too quiet for his taste, so the guitarist decided to do something about it. He grabbed the microphone, pointed to the group and yelled, "Are you ready to get a little crazy?"

Powered By JFBConnect