logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
  • Default Image

    Understanding Your Paycheck

    Gross pay: $1222.02 Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89…
  • mistake1

    Mistakes

    If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an…
  • Default Image

    Golf course, may I help you?

    Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars.…
  • Default Image

    Puppy Love

    For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up…
  • Default Image

    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
  • Default Image

    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
  • Default Image

    Sharing by Example

    A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to…
  • Default Image

    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
  • Default Image

    Silly Q&A

    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right…
  • chickens

    Eggsacting Solution

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
  • Default Image

    Every Word

    A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the…
  • Default Image

    The FBI Orders Pizza

    FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under…
  • Default Image

    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
  • Default Image

    Cat Sale

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…

Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.

My friend and his rock band were playing a concert at the local psychiatric hospital where he worked as a musical therapist.

The audience was a little too quiet for his taste, so the guitarist decided to do something about it. He grabbed the microphone, pointed to the group and yelled, "Are you ready to get a little crazy?"

Powered By JFBConnect