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    Wilderness Trip

    The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…
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    Happy Birthday Elsie

    I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently…
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    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
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    Knowing the Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do.…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years…
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    First Apartment

    Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As…
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    Service

    A woman walked up to the manager of a department store."Are you hiring any help?" she…
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    Factory Supplies

    At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines'…
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    E-mail Problem

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
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    Airport Mistletoe

    It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to…
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    Nervous Bride

    Apparently this is a true story. A woman in her forties got married but was bit nervous…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old…
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    Goober Coffee Maker

    The newlywed Goober went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received…
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    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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