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    Morning Sickness

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    The Wedding Dress

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Signs the Childhood is Over

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    Farewell Luncheon

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    Nervous Young Minister

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    The Rules of Combat

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    Australian Vacation

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    Pregnant Stamp

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    Head First Entry

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    Better Preaching

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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
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    Worst Horse Ever

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There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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