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    Facilities Memo

    My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to…
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    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
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    Library Argument

    On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with…
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    Three Escape

    Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came…
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    Shopping Advice

    While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
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    Shoebox Dolls

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They…
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    More Cute Kids

    On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small…
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    Cowboy and The Preacher

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
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    Upset Wagon

    It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived…
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    Weather Forecaster

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
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    Go Easy at First

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
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    Small Town Check

    I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the…
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    Isn't That Nice?

    Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing…
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    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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