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    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
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    Computer Career

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    E-mail Problem

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    Football Confessions

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    Bar Room Houdini

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    Commercial Reward

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    Spiritual Gifts

    During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by…
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    Sloth Police Report

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    Last Minute Turkey

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    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

    Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon10. There's a case of bottled water beside the…
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    What It Means

    Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census…
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    Camping Privacy

    Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their…
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    Award Shows

    Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show…
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    High Blood Pressure

    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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