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  • Car-pooling, wallets and suspicions are a bad mix.

    Stolen Wallet

    It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling…
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    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    Cursing Parrot

    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad…
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    Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

    *Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor** The patient before you was a goat.* Instead…
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    Animal Race Stats

    Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track…
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    Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

    Pastor Jim was called to pastor a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He…
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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
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    Baby Growth

    Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
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    Concert Dreams

    Not that I need reminding, but time flies much too fast. When I was a teenager, I used to…
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    The Foot Rule

    There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot…
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    Class Reunions

    Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…
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    The End Of The World

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
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    Ash Request

    A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me…

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia.

"What's that?" she asked.

"It means my heart is on the right side of my chest rather than on the left," I answered. "You should set up your machine to accommodate that."

As she attached the wires, she asked casually, "Tell me, have you had that for long?"

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