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    "Brake Down"

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    Payment Plan

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    Basement Pitch

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    Roughing It

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    Hearing Problems

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    Zoo Trip

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    Valedictorian

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    What Is That?

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    Prepared Chicken

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I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia.

"What's that?" she asked.

"It means my heart is on the right side of my chest rather than on the left," I answered. "You should set up your machine to accommodate that."

As she attached the wires, she asked casually, "Tell me, have you had that for long?"

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