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A little boy asked his mother, "What's that you're reading?"

A diary.

What's in it?

I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair; It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared with other people. And besides, this diary belongs to your sister.

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