logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dictionary of Project Terms

picture of project documents*Dictionary of Project Terms*

Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties -- We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else.

Major Technological Breakthrough -- Back to the drawing board.

Developed after years of intensive research -- It was discovered by accident.

Customer satisfaction is believed assured -- We are so far behind schedule that the customer will be happy to get anything at all from us.

The design will be finalized in the next reporting period -- We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.

Test results were extremely gratifying -- It works, and are we surprised.

Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem -- We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while.

Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive -- The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

The entire concept will have to be abandoned -- The only guy who understood the thing quit.

Modifications are under way to correct certain minor difficulties -- We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
  • Default Image

    Psychology Course

    During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course…
  • Default Image

    Garage Wow

    There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
  • Default Image

    Late Arrival

    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He…
  • Default Image

    Missed Bus

    The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her…
  • Default Image

    Caught on the Job

    The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at…
  • Default Image

    Disguising Presents

    Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.…
  • Default Image

    Congratulations "Good" News!

    * The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. * They say the house didn't float…
  • Default Image

    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…
  • Default Image

    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…
  • Default Image

    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Theories Of Cat Behavior

    Theories Of Cat BehaviorLAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,…
  • Default Image

    Bag of Chickens

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:…
  • Default Image

    Isn't That Nice?

    Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing…
  • Default Image

    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…