logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Restroom Use Policy

    FROM: Human Resources DepartmentSUBJECT: Restroom Use PolicyIn the past, employees were…
  • Default Image

    Arm Injury

    The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his…
  • Default Image

    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
  • Default Image

    Hair Mission

    In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a…
  • chef bad

    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…
  • Default Image

    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
  • wedding rings

    Newlywed Grace

    A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's…
  • football

    Football Newbie

    A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked…
  • Default Image

    Get Your Own

    One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…
  • Default Image

    Four Letter Words

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride…
  • Default Image

    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
  • Default Image

    Rank Explanation

    My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had…
  • Default Image

    Cute Nurses

    My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a 15-year-old male patient.…
  • Default Image

    Green Side Up

    A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.…
  • Default Image

    Army Nurse Training

    During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to spend one week in the…

picture of project documents*Dictionary of Project Terms*

Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties -- We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else.

Major Technological Breakthrough -- Back to the drawing board.

Developed after years of intensive research -- It was discovered by accident.

Customer satisfaction is believed assured -- We are so far behind schedule that the customer will be happy to get anything at all from us.

The design will be finalized in the next reporting period -- We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.

Test results were extremely gratifying -- It works, and are we surprised.

Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem -- We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while.

Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive -- The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

The entire concept will have to be abandoned -- The only guy who understood the thing quit.

Modifications are under way to correct certain minor difficulties -- We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.

Powered By JFBConnect