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    Takes One To Know One

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Rejected Invitation

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    Bulletin Humor

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    Wet Clothes

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    Anyone Home?

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    Overboard Rescue

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    Are You a Policeman?

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    Roughing It

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Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Wonderful," Mary replied. "I'll go with you."

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