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    Dog License

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Cutting Class

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    Totally Out of Shape

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    Locked Out

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    Pregnant Stamp

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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

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    Personalized Plate

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    As Long As We Are One

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    Name The Twins

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    Recruiting Crisis

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    Seeing Eye Dog

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    Red, White and Blue

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    Field Test

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    Owl Friend

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Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Wonderful," Mary replied. "I'll go with you."

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