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Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.

While wrapping, Melinda told Elizabeth about keeping the present a secret so it would be a surprise.  After the present was wrapped, Elizabeth proudly put it under the tree.

When her father asked her if he could shake it and guess what's inside, she said, "No, T-shirts don't rattle."

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