logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Do Not Talk To My Parrot

parrotMrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.

He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under *any* circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.

But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.

However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!!"

To which the parrot replied: "GET HIM, Brutus!!"

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
  • Default Image

    Carry A Flashlight

    A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin."Is it true…
  • Default Image

    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
  • Default Image

    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship…
  • Default Image

    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
  • spaghetti

    Sauce Control Center

    Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she…
  • Default Image

    Van Gogh Family Tree

    After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had…
  • Default Image

    Threatening Letters

    The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting

    Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for…
  • laundry washing machine

    Housework Challenged

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
  • Default Image

    Fixed Sign

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • students

    4th Grade Experiment

    The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she…
  • Default Image

    Let Us Know

    The following advertisement appeared in a physical culture magazine:"Here's a good test…
  • Default Image

    Tag Fad

    My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his…
  • Default Image

    Lost Balloon

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots…