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    Reading At Lunchtime

    A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench…
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    Bulletin Bloopers #2

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    Wig Eye Witness

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    Birthday-Anniversary

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    Audi Alteram Parten

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    True Calls to the IRS

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    First Case Tried

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Babysitting

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    Police Baste

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    Soft Seven

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    Keeping Warm

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    100GB bug

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    Pit Falls

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    Take Fore

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A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting.

The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news.  Which do you want me to tell you first?"

The patient answered, "Give me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live."

The patient screamed, "That's the good news?  What's the bad news?"

The doctor replied, " I forgot to tell you this yesterday!".

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