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    Shopping Advice

    While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
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    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
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    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
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    Thanksgiving Blessing

    May your stuffing be tasty, May your holiday turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy…
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    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…
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    Why Don't I see You?

    A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
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    Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

    *Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.…
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    Returned E-mail

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    Noah Glue

    Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the…
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    Meet Me For Lunch

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining…
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    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
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    Sermon Follow-Up

    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To…
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    Read The Label

    A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home,…
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    Do You Have?

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting.

The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news.  Which do you want me to tell you first?"

The patient answered, "Give me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live."

The patient screamed, "That's the good news?  What's the bad news?"

The doctor replied, " I forgot to tell you this yesterday!".

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