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    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
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    Get the Picture

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    Healthful Place

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    10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

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    Crocheted Dolls

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    Grandpa And The Computer

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    Work Prayer

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    Goober Baby News

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    Football Sleep

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    Efficient Breakfast

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    $50 Question

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    Professionalism Test

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    Diary Secrets

    A little boy asked his mother, "What's that you're reading?"A diary.What's in it?I can't…
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    Out Of Step

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    Read The Label

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

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