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    Ask Jeeves

    My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the…
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    Interview Phrases

    Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase:…
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    Shoe Cover-Up

    One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this…
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    Sticking Out

    At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a…
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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
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    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
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    Concert Dreams

    Not that I need reminding, but time flies much too fast. When I was a teenager, I used to…
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    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
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    Bad Sign

    A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the…
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    One Parachute

    You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How…
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    Walking Recovery

    An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected…
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    What Mom Really Wants

    Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy…
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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey…
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    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

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