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    Actual Signs

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    Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

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    Eye Exam

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Goober Quotes

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    The Haircut

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    Three Chairs

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    Divy It Up

    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her…
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    A Goober Wins

    A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the…
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    Car Cow Sale

    A farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a…
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    Huge Steak

    A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day…
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    College Laundry

    My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He…
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    Signs You Are Broke

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    George W. meets Moses

    George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a…

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

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