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    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
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    Kangaroo Fence

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high,…
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    Clergy Crowd Control

    A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    The Patch

    During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…
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    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
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    Camping Hints

    When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the…
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    Deep Trouble

    A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle…
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    Attendance Sermons

    A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday…
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    Playing House

    A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were…
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    Vacation Location

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw…
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    Jean Squeeze

    A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a…
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    Stuffed Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his…

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

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