logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Does It Hurt?

new born babyWhen I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting point for answering questions about the facts of life.

As her five-year-old studied the baby coming out of the birth canal, he asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"

"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.

"Wow," he continued in awe, "does it hurt the mother too?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • church3

    Sunday Service

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the…
  • Default Image

    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…
  • Hiccup Joke

    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
  • Default Image

    Mother Ring

    While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
  • Default Image

    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
  • Default Image

    Country Tunes

    My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store when I noticed a display of country-style…
  • a picture of a high-heel-shoe

    Shoe Cover-Up

    One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this…
  • Default Image

    I Didn't Feel Quite Right

    Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches…
  • Default Image

    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
  • Default Image

    Cooking Terms

    *Cooking Terms*Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the…
  • suitcases

    Travelling Too Light

    A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A…
  • purse red

    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
  • Default Image

    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…
  • Default Image

    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
  • Default Image

    Diary of A House Husband

    "Diary of A House Husband" This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a…