logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Awake Tip

    Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat…
  • Default Image

    Towel Misunderstanding

    One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she…
  • Default Image

    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

    A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to…
  • pill bottle

    Prescription

    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor…
  • Default Image

    The friars of Flowers (pun alert)

    Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to…
  • peat moss

    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
  • Default Image

    Four Letter Surgery

    Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but…
  • Default Image

    Great Eyesight

    An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see…
  • Default Image

    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…
  • Default Image

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of…
  • Default Image

    Talking Surprise

    On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses.…
  • Default Image

    Losing Load

    A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up. She knocks on the door and…
  • picture of hurricane evacuation sign route

    Florida Hurricane Advice

    We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn…
  • Default Image

    Keeping Warm

    (switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to…
  • Default Image

    Holiday Merger

    MAJOR HOLIDAY MERGER ANNOUNCED Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and…

A man was standing on the curb reading a newspaper, A great big dog was curled up at his feet.  Another man came up and inquired, "Does your dog bite?"

No replied the man with the paper The other fellow reached down to pet the dog, which just about bit his hand off!!!

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite," the man screamed.

"That ain't my dog, Mister," the first man replied!!!!!

(This is an older page done before YouTube really took off.  If you are looking for the classic Peter Sellers bit you will find it here.)

Powered By JFBConnect