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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
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    Parenthood

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    Kitten Saga

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    Delivery Suspicion

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    12 Days of Fastfood

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    Ten Dresses

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    Game Time

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    You're not a kid anymore when....

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    Division of Labor

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    Pilot, Let's Go!

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    Grandmothers

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    Australia Q & A

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    Bystander

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    Lost In The Translation

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    First Grade Proverbs

    A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class…

A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian.

She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention.

She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.

I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right.

"I'm fine," she assured me,"but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked."

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