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    Suck It In

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    Sermon Sub

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    Don't Repeat

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    Public Servant Sentence

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  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

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    Coverup Catch

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    Tea Service

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    Home Donations

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    Lawyer Son

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    Windshield Wiper Quit

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    Travel Agent Stories

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    Environ-mental

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    Dad and Surgeon

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    Pain Explanation

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    Efficient Breakfast

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A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian.

She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention.

She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.

I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right.

"I'm fine," she assured me,"but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked."

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