logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dog Employee

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be alarmed. This is just part of my job."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"

"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone, too!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Mad Cow Conversation

    Two cows are conversing in a field. The first one says to the other, "Have you heard…
  • Default Image

    Stray Cat Rules

    Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed…
  • puppies

    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    *How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is…
  • Default Image

    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
  • Default Image

    Potential Company Mergers

    Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
  • Default Image

    Golf Meditations

    If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.…
  • police pull over

    Sunday Drive

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
  • pictures of solar eclipse

    Eclipse Memos

    Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
  • Default Image

    Quantum Date

    Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the…
  • Picture of a chef with thumb down

    You are a lousy cook if.…

    You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
  • Default Image

    Nervous Preacher

    A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes…
  • logs

    Lumberjack

    A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think…
  • Default Image

    Flight Delay Announcement

    A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they…
  • Default Image

    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
  • Default Image

    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…