logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Cake Question

    While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the…
  • Default Image

    Ten Minute Wait

    I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped…
  • Default Image

    Swahili Gasp

    A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…
  • jeans

    The Gift That Keeps On Giving

    This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't…
  • Default Image

    Pet Training

    A rolled up newspaper can be an effective pet training tool when used properly.For…
  • nativity

    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
  • Default Image

    Nabbed

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
  • Default Image

    The Flu Do-Si-Do

    Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
  • Default Image

    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
  • Default Image

    Soup Objects

    The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in an eatery. It…
  • Default Image

    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Bureaucracy

    1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny…
  • Default Image

    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
  • Default Image

    Wrapping Help

    My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football…
  • Default Image

    Password Problems

    A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her…

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.

He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."

The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. It does, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.

Along comes a bus. The dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the butcher still following.

They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door again!

There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.

The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What on earth are you doing? This dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for goodness sake!"

To which the guy responds, "Clever, my foot. This is the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

Powered By JFBConnect