logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Newcomer Court

    "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be…
  • Default Image

    Parenting Test

    MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the Wet…
  • Default Image

    Phonetic Hymn Title

    Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when…
  • Default Image

    Dangling Participles

    Dangling Participle Alert!~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy…
  • Default Image

    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
  • Default Image

    Fixed Sign

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…
  • Default Image

    Australian Vacation

    On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to…
  • Default Image

    Sharing by Example

    A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to…
  • Default Image

    Just Visiting Here

    The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging…
  • Default Image

    Age Hat

    In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years…
  • movie seats

    Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

    - It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A…
  • passenger window on plane

    Popping Ears

    Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.…
  • Default Image

    Possessed Computer?

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
  • sweep-set

    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…

A distraught dog owner called his vet pleading for an immediate appointment.  He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth. The vet told him to bring the animal right over.

When the man came in, the vet examined the dog as the man stood by, anxiously waiting.  At last the vet turned to him and asked, "Do you have any children?"

"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped.

"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."

Powered By JFBConnect