logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

    (From the Archives back in 1999)1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other…
  • Default Image

    Dog House Rules Progression

    1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built…
  • Default Image

    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
  • Picture of a car alarm remote

    Parenting Idea

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
  • Default Image

    Cat Allergy

    A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what…
  • Default Image

    Corporate Can-Do

    Programmer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT** It will involve…
  • Default Image

    Food, Family and Philosophy

    Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
  • Default Image

    New Friend Sincerity

    Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to…
  • Default Image

    Conductor Comment Comeback

    A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy…
  • Default Image

    Sharon's Shampoo

    Hi, pastor Tim! This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in…
  • Default Image

    Curve Hand

    A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a…
  • Default Image

    Flight Attendant Trivia

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
  • parrot

    Do Not Talk To My Parrot

    Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…

1.  Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house.

2.  Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3.  Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4.  Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5.  Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.

6.  The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7.  Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8.  Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture...  upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9.  The dog never sleeps on the bed.  Period.

10.  Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11.  Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

12.  Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow.

13.  Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14.  Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping.  That's just not fair.

15.  The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true.

Powered By JFBConnect