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    Always Corrected

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    Shakey's Cure

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

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    The Big Sale

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    Grasshopper in Bar

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    Mule Solution

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    Tea Service

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    Goober Golf Dispute

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Parts is Parts

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    Whale Speak

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    Dressing The Kids

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    Amateur Paleontologist

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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

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    Warning Sign

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"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

Vinny raised his hand and answered, "One dollar."

The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math."

Vinny replied, "You don't know my father."

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