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    Paying For The Damage

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    Career Cooling

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    Lab Mix

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    New Light Switch

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    Largest Amphibious Assault

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    Medical Opinions

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    Golf Survey

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    Lodge Meeting

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    Helpful Mechanic

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"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

Vinny raised his hand and answered, "One dollar."

The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math."

Vinny replied, "You don't know my father."

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