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    Guard Dog Karate

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    And Then They Voted

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    Shakey's Cure

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    More To Think About

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    Ships Passing

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    Flight Control Software

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    Manservant

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    Crash Report

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    Message Break

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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

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    Low 80's Golf

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    Morning Tea

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    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

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    Attendance Sermons

    A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday…

store signA woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"Well" the woman says, "If you don't have anything, why don't you close the store?"

The manager shrugs, "Can't. Don't have the key."

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