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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Why ask Why?

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    Arizona Rain

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    Goodbye From George

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    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    The Gas Men

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    Signs That You May Be Canadian

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    Noisy Neighbors

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    Analogies and Metaphors

    These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.- John and Mary had…
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    Help Line

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    Doody Solution

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    Lost Bible

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    Votive Candles

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    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
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