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    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
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    Diary of A House Husband

    "Diary of A House Husband" This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a…
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    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
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    Almost Redialed

    I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and…
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    Nephew Caddy

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
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    Company Motivation Posters

    *Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*1) If you do a good job and work hard, you…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Future Son In Law?

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…
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    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
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    Apples for Teachers

    There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high…
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    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
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    Career Change

    When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor…
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    Lost Phone

    My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could…
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    You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When…

    You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when…
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    Hawaii Pronunciation

    Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument. "It's…
A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
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