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    On The Ball Mechanic

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    How High Is It?

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    Typing Test

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    Smile For the DMV

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    18 Wheeler

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    Sending it With Him

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    The Confused Goober

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    Coffee For Grandma

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    Signs You Need A New Lawyer

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    Some Wacky Definitions

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    Green Side Up

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    End Nail Biting

    Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy…
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    Come and Get Me

    My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when…
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    Are you a Grinch? Test

    *"Are you a Grinch?" Test*1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out…
A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
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