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    Deep Trouble

    A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle…
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    E-mail Problem

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    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her…
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    Pole Contest

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    Meatloaf

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    Golf Beginner

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    Noisy Neighbors

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    Goober Painter

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    Airline Rage

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    I Think Not

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    Letters of Recommendation

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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

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A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
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