logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Don't Smoke

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
  • Default Image

    Drought Conditions

    Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the…
  • car old

    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
  • Default Image

    Haircut

    Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.Susie: It grew on company time.Boss: Not all…
  • Default Image

    Who's The Expert?

    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars…
  • Default Image

    Clergy Golf

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…
  • Default Image

    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
  • Default Image

    Possessed Computer?

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
  • Default Image

    Not Likely

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
  • Default Image

    Nutritious Eating

    According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…
  • shopping2

    Helpless Creatures

    A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur…
  • Default Image

    Beware of Dog

    Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE…
  • Default Image

    No Rest

    The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and…
  • Default Image

    Out of Fuel

    Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger…