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Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.

"Good grief!" he said startled.  "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"OK Doc!" replied the patient.  "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

"I didn't!" said the dentist.

"That was the echo."

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