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    Officer Overboard

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    Pessimistic Friend

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    Corporate Can-Do

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    Cleaning Instructions

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    Leaving the Farm

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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Large Party

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    Vet Bills

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    If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

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    Dad and Surgeon

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    VP Moniker

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    Rare Steak

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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