logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Driving Flash

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.

Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera.

Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it, so he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. Again, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went.

Four weeks later he received three traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Understanding Your Paycheck

    Gross pay: $1222.02 Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89…
  • Default Image

    The Buck Stops Where?

    A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't…
  • Default Image

    Overdrawn

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Elementary Motherhood

    Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why…
  • Default Image

    Crossing Chicken

    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
  • Default Image

    Empty Nest Craft

    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art…
  • Default Image

    The Gas Men

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…
  • Default Image

    62nd Birthday

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
  • Default Image

    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
  • milk

    Milkman Notes

    These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing…
  • Default Image

    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…
  • Default Image

    Happy Birthday Grandpa

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
  • Default Image

    Navy Shots

    While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got…
  • Default Image

    Signs the Childhood is Over

    Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore. Driving a car doesn't…
  • Default Image

    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…