logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Driving Flash

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.

Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera.

Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it, so he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. Again, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went.

Four weeks later he received three traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

    *Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor** The patient before you was a goat.* Instead…
  • Default Image

    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
  • Default Image

    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
  • new years_eve_white_hat

    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
  • Default Image

    Expecting

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following…
  • Default Image

    Good Singer

    In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a…
  • Default Image

    I Think Not

    I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One…
  • Default Image

    YMCA Innocence

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he…
  • Default Image

    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…
  • Default Image

    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

    Old world charm ............. No bathTropical .................... RainyMajestic setting…
  • Default Image

    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…
  • bagel

    Bagel Storm

    It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
  • usa map

    Mr. Jones Is History

    Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from…
  • Default Image

    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
  • Default Image

    Restroom Bugs

    I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the…