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    Heavy Housework

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    Talking in Your Sleep

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    Shott Versus Nott

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    Day Off From School

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    Forklift Economy

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    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

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    Kids' Instructions for Life

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    New Golfer

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    Raise Request

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    E-Mail Blessing

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    Wedding Dress Blues

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    Bat Delivery

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I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that says "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week.

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