logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dun in Texas

A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another drink, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another drink, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Dog New Year's Resolutions

    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

    I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging…
  • Default Image

    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

    Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers…
  • Default Image

    The Pledge

    Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how…
  • Default Image

    In the Fitting Room

    My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched…
  • Default Image

    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
  • man angry

    Watery Deal

    A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of…
  • Default Image

    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

    1.) Better save that.? We'll need it for the autopsy.2.) Somebody call the janitor -…
  • childrens hands

    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
  • picture of dad and son

    Dad's Pay Check

    Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My…
  • paper chain_people

    Lots of Kids

    I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my…
  • Default Image

    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
  • doctor3

    Doctor's Writing

    Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?…
  • Default Image

    Tracing Family

    Dear Abby:I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to…
  • Default Image

    Nephew Caddy

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
  • organ pipe

    Hymns for Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation…