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If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:


Two goobers are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob.

"Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the dynamite in the trunk to explode."

"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . "

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