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    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
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    Garage Keys

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    Apology Letter

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    Snack Costs

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    Calls to Information Assistance

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    Its On The Way

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    Parking Lot Stay

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    Bicycle Accidents

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    Hiring Slogans

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    Shades of Tanning

    Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that…
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    You are a lousy cook if.…

    You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
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    Midterm Exam

    The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of…
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    Putting the Cat Out

    A couple is going out for an evening on the town.When they are almost ready to go, the…

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