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Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's relatives. She got up early, went down to the kitchen and started to get breakfast together. When the lady of the house came down my friend told her that she had started the soft boiled eggs for her but "how do you tell from the egg timer when they are done?"

She had put the egg timer into the water with the boiling eggs.

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