logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
  • Default Image

    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

    Definition of a Bar-B-QueIt's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man…
  • doorbell

    Quit Bothering Us

    We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next…
  • child six

    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
  • Default Image

    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
  • Default Image

    Workplace Insanity

    How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace…
  • Default Image

    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…
  • gravestones

    Checking In

    Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant…
  • Default Image

    Bunyan Fall

    My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing…
  • Default Image

    Goober Vacuum

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Funnies

    One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship…
  • Default Image

    Helpful Executive

    A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Dress Blues

    When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day…
  • Default Image

    Take Fore

    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his…
  • Default Image

    Visiting Grandma

    Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went…

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea.--three for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

Powered By JFBConnect