logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • bus interior

    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
  • Default Image

    Chicken Neighbour

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
  • Default Image

    Seniors' Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
  • Default Image

    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
  • Default Image

    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

    No wonder English is so hard to learn. We polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he…
  • Default Image

    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
  • Default Image

    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
  • Default Image

    Mirror Honesty

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full…
  • Default Image

    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
  • Default Image

    Robbie's Move

    Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new…
  • Default Image

    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop,…
  • Default Image

    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Location

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw…
  • Default Image

    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
  • Default Image

    Rest Home Trial

    Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on…

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea.--three for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

Powered By JFBConnect