logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Elderly Couple Sharing

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.  He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.

As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.  The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no.  We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet.  It's his turn with the teeth.

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Losing New Balls

    Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his…
  • Default Image

    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
  • Default Image

    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
  • uspenny

    Penny Problems

    After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard…
  • Default Image

    Pink Humvees

    Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was…
  • Default Image

    Backwoods Delivery

    Deep in the backwoods, the goober's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and…
  • Default Image

    Walking on Water

    Bob, the goober, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all…
  • Default Image

    Deli Tax Return

    The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had…
  • music chorale

    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
  • Default Image

    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
  • Default Image

    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

    - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
  • Default Image

    ER Reminder

    I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my…
  • Default Image

    Test Crash

    As the test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and…
  • Default Image

    DIY Complications

    The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him…
  • nativity

    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…