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    PTA Speakers

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    Suffering Vanity

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    You Know You Are a Geek When

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    Dog Barking Payback

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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

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    Old Friends

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    Checking In

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    Airborne Recruiting

    After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
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    Hard to Pronounce

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…
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    Dog Report

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    Pilgrim Church

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    Shower or Tub

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    Foul Suspicion

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    County Chairmen

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Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name was taken and rescue promised.

It took two hours before the elevator mechanic arrived and got the manager out. When he returned to his desk, he found this note from his efficient secretary: "The elevator people called and will be here in two hours."

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